Friday 23 November 2007

Ignoramii :-(

I know we're getting close to Christmas, which seems to bring out the worst in everyone, but I wonder why there are so many ignorant people walking our streets nowadays?

I'll explain....

At work, like many other railwaymen, I wear a bright orange Hi-Vis jacket. In the right light they can be seen for, ooh, about two miles. And yet on Wednesday whilst walking through the city centre wearing my nice bright-orange-highly-visible coat I must have had half-a-dozen people have to take last second avoiding action so they didn't walk into me.
Most of them had been walking straight at me, and looking straight at me, for a hundred yards or so, walking past other people and so could clearly see that I had nowhere to go; they'd have to walk around me...

The other stunt I've noticed more and more of recently is people who look at you but then pointedly look away, and keep looking away, as they walk directly at you - as if they think that if they look away from you, if they ignore you, you don't exist.

I'm 6' tall and weigh in at about 15 stone. When they walk into me they find I definitely do exist!


Final rant for this day: take a handful of people, two, or three, or four, walking together on a footpath wide enough for them but not then for anyone to walk past in the other direction. Why, oh why, do those people not gracefully give way to people walking the other way? Just like the ignoramii above, I've had people deliberately block the path until it's obvious that they're not going to force me into the muddy verge, or onto the road into the path of traffic, and then only give way with obvious bad grace.

And as for the woman who kept pulling her husband back alongside her when he was trying to step back behind her to make space for me and a couple of other people to walk past... What can I say?

OK, rant over for the day!

But... is it just me, or have you noticed the same behaviour? Comments welcome!

Monday 19 November 2007

Watching the wildlife...

Wombling through the English countryside today, I found myself watching the wildlife, as a rural train driver often does.

The wildlife we see during the daytime tends to be rabbits, hares, foxes, more pheasants and partridges than a legion of shotgun-wielding hunters could ever catch, and occasionally the afore-mentioned shotgun-wielding, wax-jacket-and-flat-cap wearing hunters too.

But mostly what I watch are the birds. Out here in the sticks I'm privileged to see buzzards and kestrels on a daily basis, as well as the better known fluttery birdies and occasional unexpectedness such as the odd cormorant.

And it is kestrels who led me to the thought today's random witterings are about - or, at least, the little critters the kestrels hunt...


Driving through the Fens this morning I saw a kestrel hovering, presumably waiting for a chance to swoop down and grab some little critter which was quaking in the grass. And then the train turns up, the ground shakes, the little critter doubtless quakes even more - and the kestrel scarpers from the big noisy thing which is coming towards it very fast indeed... Then, when the ground stops shaking (once the train has passed), presumably the little critter shakes itself and wonders what the Heck just happened before running off somewhere it thinks airborne terrorists won't find it.

Coming back the same way later, I'm darned if I didn't disturb a kestrel hunting at almost the exact same spot (maybe 10 or 20 feet away, but no more than that). Possibly the same kestrel, and possibly the same small quivering critter in the undergrowth. Who knows?

But it got me thinking. And in my tiny little mind, the thought was this:

Do the little critters quivering in the undergrowth, hiding in terror from the kestrel-shaped shadow in the sky, feel the ground rumbling and think to themselves "It's coming, the thing that frightens off the monster in the sky!"? And, if they're intelligent enough to think in such a way, when they think of the train which causes the ground to shake and the kestrel to fly away in terror, do they think of it as some sort of miracle? Maybe even some sort of God?

Yeah, I know, I'm insane. It's a hazard of dealing with the "Great British Public" and Not-So-Great British management for all of your adult life!


(Incidentally, should anyone wish to use the idea as the basis for a story, feel free. It'd be nice if you could credit me somewhere, though. )

Friday 16 November 2007

Back to work...

Today was my first day back at work after two weeks off.

A rather different day than usual, because whilst I was off my company ceased to exist and we all got allocated to one of three new franchises and thus to a new company. So now I have a new tie and a new name badge not to wear...

But it was all a bit strange.
Yes, I now work for a new company. We've even got some different trains - I was going to say "new trains", but that's not true; they're just new to us - some of which are in the new company's colours.
But....
Nothing else has changed. If there are problems with the service, I speak to the same people in the Control Office I always did - except they now work for a completely different company to me. If there are problems with the train, I speak to the same people I always did on the Maintenance Desk - except they, too, now work for a different company to me.

OK, I'm used to dealing with people who work for different companies to me whilst still being involved in operating the railway; most of the major stations I call at are staffed by different companies to mine, and of course the track and signalling is operated by Network Rail, but somehow this just feels different.

Weird, even.

Still, I'm sure I'll get used to it all - probably about the time my new employer sets up its own Control and I have to get used to another new set-up!

Thursday 15 November 2007

Opening witterings

So... Dogboxdriver has a blog. Seems like everyone else has, so I guess I might as well too!

Don't know how often I'll post here or what I'll say. Time will tell...

Expect occasional comments about happenings at work - non-controversial comments; I can't afford to lose my job! - or things that I do during my time off.